Kavinel and Stagbeetle are bored at their apartment watching Sinister TV

Kavinel gets up.

Kavinel says "I'm fucking bored asshole"

Stagbeetle gets up.

Stagbeetle says "Well lets do something you peice of shit"

Kavinel says "I'm gonna call Levon and see what hes up to"

Kavinel picks up the phone and calls Levon.

Levon says "Hello?"

Kavinel says "Hello Levon! What are you doing?"

Levon says "zzzzz"

Kavinel says "Sounds stupendous! Come pick me and Stag up in 10 minutes."

Levon says "Fuck y-"

Kavinel hangs up the phone.

Kavinel turns to Stag.

Kavinel says "We're going to the movies, get some nice clothes on you little shit."

StagBeetle says "Okay."

15 Minutes Later

Levon arrives out front.

Kavinel says "Lets go."

Levon says "Get in fellas!"

Kavinel and StagBeetle get in the car.

The trio drive away in Levons car, and suddenly, Levon turns upside down.

Kavinel screams "What the fuck do you think you are doing asshole you are going to get us killed oh my god!"

Levon smiles

StagBeetle yelps "Oh my god look out!"

Sinister is on the sidewalk, beating the shit out of Milfred Mouse and calling him a faggot.

Sinister turns around and his eyes widen as he sees the speeding vehicle come towards him.

THUD!

Sinister and Milfred are plowed by Levon's vehicle.

StagBeetle says "Oh god I'm gonna be sick."

Kavinel says "Don't you d-"

Kavinel's words are interrupted as a pile of vomit lands on his lap.

Kavinel says "I fucking hate you."

The vehicle approaches a bridge that is rising upwards over a body of water.

StagBeetle says "OH JESUS KAVINEL WE ARE GOING TO DIE HOLD ME"

Levon leaps out of the car before it goes off the bridge.

StagBeetle screams "You asshole how could you!!!"

The vehicle speeds off the bridge and plummets to the water.

Kavinel and StagBeetle clench eachother and scream at the top of their lungs.

The vehicle hits the body of water below and begins to sink.

Kavinel yelps "Quick you dipshit! Break the windows!"

StagBeetle breaks the windows out.

Kavinel and StagBeetle crawl on top of the vehicle.

Kavinel says "God damnit Stag I hate you so god damn much."

StagBeetle says "Rude!"

The car continues to sink.

StagBeetle yells "Oh god Kavinel save me!!!"

Kavinel says "Wait, I'm a ghost, I can fly!"

Kavinel grabs hold of StagBeetle and flys off the vehicle.

StagBeetle says "Wait, if you're a ghost, how can you hold me?"

Kavinel says "Damn."

StagBeetle slips out of Kavinel's ghost arm and falls to the body of water.

StagBeetle screams "OH GOD I CAN'T SWIM SOMEBODY HELP!!!"

StagBeetle falls into the water.

Kavinel can only sit on the cliff watching in horror.

StagBeetle can only occasionally gasp for air and then sink back under the water.

Finally StagBeetle drowns and dies.

Tears flow from Kavinel's eyes as he watches his best friends body float in the water.

Suddenly a boat floats up next to the body.

Kavinel says "Oh thank Jesus, a medic!"

But it is no medic, it is Levon with a pile of rocks next to him.

Levon picks up a handful of rocks and starts to chuck them at the dead body of StagBeetle.

Kavinel yells "You sick bastard!"

Kavinel flys down to the boat that Levon is in and punches him in the jaw.

Levon falls on his back and bleeds from the mouth.

Kavinel hops on top of Levon and they struggle to injure one another.

And then, suddenly.

Kavinel and Levon lock lips.

They both love it.

They row the boat to shore and hop out, holding hands.

2 days later...

Kavinel and Levon are having a wedding

The guests are Orangebeef, Fleek, SeedClock, and StagBeetle's angel.

The priest is UnknownClock.

UnknownClock says "Do you, Kavinel take Levon to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Kavinel says "Yes, yes I do."

UnknownClock says "And do you, Levon, take Kavinel to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Levon says "I do."

UnknownClock says "Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you, ghost and faggot. You may now kiss the bride.

Kavinel and Levon kiss.


Alpha fade out.

Make text "The End" appear.

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Written by Kavinel